Things to do on a long weekend

Enter Winter Blues
Winter Blues: "Well, how do you do?"
Lazy Day: "There's no need to be all proper with me! I know your where you've been."
Winter Blues: "Now, my dear, there's no need to be snappy"
Lazy Day: "I'll be snappy if I want to, it's my life you're dripping all over!"
Winter Blues: "Truly, I think you're being a little hasty. Patience is a virtue, you know. One shouldn't judge a book by it's ...."
Lazy Day: "Grrrahhh, don't get all high and mighty with me. I know just what you're like and you'll just keep on at me until I give in; well, I won't have it. I won't!"